I’d go the whole wide world.

I have no idea what to call this. How about Salmon and Spinach Benedict with a Mock Wasabi Hollandaise? I don’t know if it counts as a benedict variation if there’s nothing starchy involved. But we’re going to pretend, since it tasted really awesome anyway.
Mock Wasabi Hollandaise
1/2 c. Kewpie mayonnaise
2/3 t. wasabi powder (or to taste)
2 T. orange juice
1 t. grated orange peel
1 t. fresh lemon juice
Salmon and Spinach Benedict
6 oz canned salmon
4 oz baby spinach, coarsely chopped
2 scallions, minced
1 t. finely grated peeled fresh ginger
1/4 t. kosher salt
1/4 t. black pepper
1 large egg white
1 T. soy sauce
Vegetable oil for brushing skillet
2 large eggs
A couple of things.
First, I realize that not making an honest-to-goodness hollandaise sauce might be considered blasphemy to some, but preparing these recipes has made me all the more aware of what I end up consuming. And the thought of eating a cup of butter in the form of hollandaise kind of made me feel sick.
Mayonnaise, bearnaise, hollandiase, aioli. They’re all cousins, right? So I made a mayonnaise-based sauce, and it suited the dish perfectly.
Second, I’d like to point out that this dish, like most of what I cook, was thrown together from the randomness that I could gather together from my kitchen. I wish I could say that I actually plan things ahead. Instead, it was more like me sleeping in, waking up and rummaging through my fridge, and trying to figure out what I could make from salmon and eggs.
Not very glamorous. But I do wear an apron with pink parakeets on it. So, maybe a skoche glamorous.

